Were So Alt

Hello! It’s me, Se. This is my modeling master class.

This first class is the basics.

The lean.
            The important thing to remember about the lean is, the more uncomfortable it is the better it will look. I want you to feel like you are about to fall over or back is about to cramp up, if thats how your feeling then you sure to look like a super star in your photos. [extra credit for polaroid photos]

Oh and don’t forget the “empty, glazed face look” or the “death stare”

   And lastly the “incorrectly taken photo” with body parts missing, out of focus, not being the main subject ect you know the drill.

Anyway, im off to play some Rihanna and the Smiths. Untill next time readers,
xoxo Se

Hey Kids, its me Jp. Welcome to “Literacy Hour” whilst most of this blog will be fun and games, I think its important to learn whilst having fun.

So everyweek, join me in my Literacy hour, its where i can go on and on about some book that i’v read. By the 3rd week ill probably have forgotten to read anything so ill pick up the first thing i see, so expect a talk about a letter from my bank.

This weeks book is “look who it is” by Alan Carr.

My thoughts,
                 I liked it.

Well there you go kids. See you next week xoxo

Hey kids, welcome to our blog!

This is a joint blog, because we thought you just cant have too much Alt.
We are jsut some Northen kids ‘avin a laugh, tryin to get a degree.

Jp will be coving the more “underground” side of things with his knowledge on everything that is in vogue. [apart from Vogue itself]

Se is our indi girl. Were talking denim and floral prints here kids. If something is from the past 30 years shell love it.

Together well will bring you weekly classes on how you too can be cool.
The first class will be on posing, how to lean and loom.
The pros can also develop the “dead eyes” look.

Fuck the mainstream.
GOI.

Anyway kids, Gossip Girl is on, gtg, xoxo